To create the appearance of violent activity, some employees resort to very tricky tricks. Other loafers manage to stay in good standing with their bosses for years and even grow up the career ladder without really doing anything. How to expose such a person? The most effective ways to simulate work are discussed by users of the Quora discussion service, popular among Silicon Valley residents. We have translated the most interesting statements.
Bernard Yu, co-founder of Bombfell.com
Analysts at the same bank have honed these idleness skills for several years. To look busy, they walked along the corridors quickly and swiftly, as if they had some kind of goal, almost crashing into the corners. So they created the appearance that they did not have time even to calmly turn.
They also used the Outlook service, which sent out letters on their behalf at 4 in the morning. They tried to make it some kind of meaningful message, and not just links to interesting articles: no one will believe that you read Bloomberg all night long.
They often sighed tiredly, puffing out their cheeks, carried a pen behind their ears, ostensibly because they did not have time to reach the table. And so that no one would notice that they climb aimlessly on the Internet, they printed some gibberish in the process of online surfing.
Tablet in hands
Once, when I was a doctor in the army in the 70s, I was transferred to another base. I was assigned to one of the artillery units. There was another medic who loved to imitate violent activity. For example, he never walked along the corridors without a tablet with several sheets of paper on it. He explained this by the fact that when you have something in your hands, it seems that you are busy with something. And it really worked: when we went around the base, he was with the tablet, I was without, everyone gave me tasks, and he just walked by with a busy look.
At my previous place of work, I used working time to write term papers, since at that time I was still a student. To hide the true nature of my studies, I never laid out books not related to work on the table, and read all the necessary literature in PDF. Since I also needed him for work, I did not arouse suspicions of the authorities. Moreover, they praised me for my diligent work - despite the fact that I did not do what I needed 10-20 hours a week.
When I talk to someone at work, I never smile. And the point is not that I am very concerned about business. When you smile, people think that you have nothing to do.
To create the appearance of work, an employee can put a piece of paper on the table and constantly write on it, looking intently at the computer screen. In fact, there are some scribbles.
If before answering the call, say a couple of business phrases supposedly to someone in the office and only after that say hello, the person on the other end of the line will think that you are terribly busy.
The absence of a screen saver on the computer also contributes to imitation of activity: people around them constantly see some documents on the screen and think that someone is working hard. Loafers can also eat at the desk, creating the appearance that they don’t have time even to go to the dining room.
Once at work, I wrote a novel. No one suspected a loafer in me, but all because I constantly tapped the keyboard, and everyone seemed to be very busy.
A photo:Philip karlberg